It's a Festivus Miracle!

Are we actually, dare I say it, profiling? Oh frabjous day, calloh callay!:

"In search of a terrorist nuclear bomb, the federal government since 9/11 has run a far-reaching, top secret program to monitor radiation levels at over a hundred Muslim sites in the Washington, D.C., area, including mosques, homes, businesses, and warehouses, plus similar sites in at least five other cities, U.S. News has learned. In numerous cases, the monitoring required investigators to go on to the property under surveillance, although no search warrants or court orders were ever obtained, according to those with knowledge of the program. Some participants were threatened with loss of their jobs when they questioned the legality of the operation, according to these accounts."

Only in America do we have intelligence agents questioning the legality of their operations. It's the United States! We give people who want to kill us THREE SQUARES A DAY and you're questioning whether or not it's okay for us to wiretap probable terror suspects? Nay, this idiocy will not ruin the joy of this most glorious of Hanukkah presents.

"G-d bless us lovers of democracy, every one!"