One Liners

Iran's President Bans Western Music [LGF]
"Songs such as George Michael’s “Careless Whisper,” Eric Clapton’s “Rush” and the Eagles’ “Hotel California” have regularly accompanied Iranian broadcasts, as do tunes by saxophonist Kenny G."

If that's what he means by "American Music" I'd ban the crap, too. (P.S. Mahmoud: Eric Clapton is British.)

Who else found it funny that palestinian gunmen held a Church hostage in Bethlehem and refused to release the Baby Jesus until He gave them all jobs? The morning news just gets better and better. "All I want for Christmas is a living wage, Jesus!"

Netanyahu's election may be a good thing for Likud and for Israel. How can you tell? Palestinian gunmen haven't started firing for joy in the streets of Gaza. Yet.

Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriors [Drudge]
"THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents. "

The recently uncovered documents also revealed that "Soylent Green is people."

F.B.I. Watched Activist Groups, New Files Show [Drudge] Gee, I wonder why.