10 August 2006

Je Ne Sais QUOI?

You do realize that if any sort of cease fire is accepted by Israel at this point:

Over 100 IDF soldiers will have died in vain
Numerous Israeli civilians will have died in vain
The Northern economy would have been brought to its knees for no reason
Millions of Israelis will have been displaced for a month for no reason
Hundreds of thousands of trees in the Galilee will be burning for no reason
Millions of dollars in damage to the north will have occurred for no reason

oh, and:

Hizbollah will strike again

You do realize all of this, right?

Repeating, over and over to myself:

THEISRAELIGOVERNMENTISJUSTHALTING
OPERATIONSTOFOOLTHEWORLDBODYLIKEBEFORE,
THEISRAELIGOVERNMENTISJUSTHALTING
OPERATIONSTOFOOLTHEWORLDBODYLIKEBEFORE,
THEISRAELIGOVERNMENTISJUSTHALTING
OPERATIONSTOFOOLTHEWORLDBODYLIKEBEFORE,
THEISRAELIGOVERNMENTISJUSTHALTING
OPERATIONSTOFOOLTHEWORLDBODYLIKEBEFORE,


RIGHT?!

Because if the Israeli government agrees to rely on FRENCH troops to secure the northern border, Iran really will try to nuke us in a week or two, tops. Do our ancestors NEED to remind us of Vichy?

I swear, can't we just nuke France already? I hear the coast is nice and all, but I'm sure Haifa and Eilat can handle the tourism overflow...

Oh, that's right, I forgot. No one cares about Israel today. Heathrow almost got bombed, or some jazz. But, as the Home Secretary in the UK said, "This is not a war between civilizations or religions ...many Muslims the world over, men, women, and children, are suffering because of this."

He then excused himself from the press conference, as he had a lunch engagement to keep with Pepe le Peu.





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