White Collar Conservative Comedy Tour

I love Ann Coulter. I can't decide if she should be a Presidential nominee, or if she should just start a Conservative Stand-Up Comedy Tour circuit. Either way, she would provide me with endless joy, because when I read her work I don't have to think of snappy one-liners, I can just quote her directly:

Madam Hillary also said the Bush administration "will go down in history as one of the worst that has ever governed our country." While Hillary is certainly qualified to comment on what the all-time worst presidential administrations were, having had firsthand experience in one of them, I think she might want to avoid the phrase "go down in history."

...Ever since Bork, Republicans have been terrified of nominating candidates with something in their background that might possibly suggest the nominee did not get down on his knees (another phrase Hillary should avoid) and thank God for Roe v. Wade every night.

...I'm fairly certain I've mentioned that before — I don't recall, Mr. Chairman — but I don't understand why everyone doesn't mention it every time Senator Drunkennedy has the audacity to talk about how "troubled" and "concerned" he is about this or that nominee. I bet Mary Jo was "troubled" and "concerned" about the senator leaving her in trapped in a car under water while he went back to the hotel to create an alibi.

Do yourself a favor: Read it all. And often.

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